Below is are the playing characters currently active in the Realm.

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(last update: turn 080)

 

Charleston McDusseldorf (cpshelley)

-A bastard who couldn't be bothered to describe himself to save his life.

Patron: Josh

Stats:

Steps: 6/8
Gnomes: 5
Aura: 0/26

Behaviors:

-predominately mischievous.
-long-term goal is to either explore the grey zone, blow up the moon, or throw Lee into the volcano.

Skillz:

[teleportation] *has the ability to teleport, but not very well

Inventory:

Fearsome, oversized, light-weight sword
Hammerspace Bag
A mini mex foodmobile familiar (parked in the market selling food and such)(*has $$5)
A portable AM/FM cassette radio
handful of maxed out ATM cards
2 cheap/semi-tastey food item
A hyper pill
2 beers
$$60

Crimson

-the girl with lots of lazers.

Patron: Lee

Stats:

Condition: roughed up
Steps: 9/17
Gnomes: 20

Behaviors:

-to build lazers and robots
-to fight monsters

Skillz:

[lazer crafting] *can craft any kind of specialized lazer.
[great leap] *can leap great distances
[fast feet] *just what it says

Inventory:

2 way lazer gun
lazer eyes
lazer-cut sword
Rollerblades
$$1296 (pending: -$$700)

Julie

-dweller of the sacred fountain

Patron: Lee

Stats:

Steps: 6/9
Gnomes: 17
Aura:0/71

Behaviors:

-will on occasion, crap in random places.

Skillz:

[watercraft crafting] *can craft any manner of watercraft.
[dancing] *extremely captivating dancing.
[mining:1] *has mined before.

Inventory:

very sharp axe
cuddly heart-shaped armadillo
industrial squirrel gun (with flame-throwing attachment)
regenerating body armor
2 extra arms
2 lazerbeaming guns
Rollerblades
skeleton vending machine key
8 proto-"dancing" gnome seeds
a big sack of loot containing:

1 pickaxe
1 shovel
5 knives
4 tool kits
1 regenerating body armor suit
6 tuna sandwichs
3 brownies
1 lazerbeaming gun
6 hyper pills
1 extra arm
1 20-gallon aquarium
3 pairs of Rollerblades
2 pairs of Rocket Boots
$$2948.00

Spiffy (mrwiggles)

-he has a love of axes and Peacan Pie. Spiffy is a minatour, barbairian type.

Patron: Lee

Stats:

Steps: 5/12
Gnomes: 9
Aura:0/9

Behaviors:

-Building a Pie Shop/Bakery with a speciality of awesome Peacan Pies.
-Fighting-Kick it ass! (i.e. when engaged in battle, Spiffy will do everything in his power to kick his opponents ass. Whether this simply means that he intents to win or whether he will litterally try to kick the opponent in the butt is uncertain, it could be both.)

Skillz:

[Freakishly Strong] *Most feats of brawn that cannont be normaly done, can be done by Spiffy. It kind of freakish
[Food Revival] *As Long as Spiffy gets something to Eat or Drink. He's fine. From running to doing double shifts in ER. Spiffy can tough it out with something to eat or drink.
[Survive in the Wilds] *No flair text here, Spiffy can surive in the wild.
[Pastry Chef] *Spiffy graduated second in his Culinary Class of the Wild Culinary Schoo, with a speciaity in pastries.
[lumberjacking:10] *can cut down 6 trees per turn with giant axe

Inventory:

Shiny-Sharp Large Battle Axe
Chefs hat
gnome hat
gnome shirt
gnome pants
2 danishes
$$155

 

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Stats:

Steps: how many steps PC can take per turn/maximum amount (too tired to act after taking)
Gnomes: fighting prowess in measure of how many lawn gnomes pc can defeat (each gnome represents 1 six-sided die, when two opponents fight, the more unbalanced the ratio, the more severely the individual with the higher number wins)
Aura:can be burned in order to temporarily boost stats or to perform various feats of Lee-Magic.

>>>if you can think of any more relevant stats, please feel free to add or suggest them

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