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"A mountain where lava comes out the top" |
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An Volcano
"A mountain where lava comes out the top"
Bakery, Bounties, & Berry's
A gnomish Bakery! This is also where bounties are posted.
Bakery:
You can only buy the items available on the day that you take your turn.
-sunday
$$ 6.00 fresh loaf of bread
$$ 70.00 packet(10) of lawn gnome seeds
$$ 20.00 Deadly Delicious Pecan Pie
-monday
$$ .50 donut
$$ 50.00 moon cheese cake
-tuesday
$$ 1.00 Cinamon roll
$$ 100.00 Gingerbread house kit
$$ 4.00 Suspicious fruit cake
-wednesday
$$ 3.00 Danish
$$ 200.00 Sweet Sword
$$ 40.00 Rum Cake a la mode Flamboy
-thursday
$$ 6.00 Coffee Cake
$$ 16.00 Quadrashot Expresso*
-friday
$$ 4.00 Angelfood Cake
$$ 150.00 Bakers hat
-saturday
$$ 25.00 Fruit Cake
$$ 5.00 Biscut doughBounties:
Peatea - $$2000.00 The Bank/Subway co.
Turkeytrons - G$500.00 Grayface
-Feel free to post your bounties here-Berry bush saplings are also available for $300.00 per plant.
Boring old bank where you can open an account and keep $$.
.5% interest per turn
Where the mysterious beings distill and brew various beers and liquors
Where the deceased are laid to rest.
The goblins here will offer $$ in exchange for dinosaur parts. Standard rewards will be posted as new finds are assessed.
Bounties:
$$350.00 Tyrannosaurus Rex (Peatea-Infected) 21 gnomes $$120.00 Dictatosaurus Vex 15 gnomes $$80.00 Velociraptor 6 gnomes $$10.00 Velocigallus 2 gnomes $$20.00 Velociraptor egg
$$2.50 hotdog (with no bun)
$$1.00 soda in paper cup
$$1.00 snack (chips, candy, etc)
$$0.50 bun
This is the original bank that was infiltrated by Josh's gnomes, who then carried out a hostile takeover. Josh technically controls the bank, and he is the sole owner of the $ currency (which is why it is worthless).
The Evil Bank doesn't seem to do much banking these days, and it is surrouned by hellfire and demonic gargoyles.
(The Evil Bank relocated underground.)
"All are welcome!"
This great fortress is full of mystery and danger. It is inhabited by many strange and sinister things, from suspicious conspirators in black to the vicious red square. The fortress glows mysteriously in the night from time to time, and it was once the abode of Grayface, so there's no telling what traps and treasures may abound... just watch your step!
Birthplace of the first gnomes. This place is just begging for some gnomes seeds.
A mysterious place where only gnomes are welcome.
Home of the multitude of the goblin people. The goblins are generally passive, but do not accept visitors.
only way to properly cross river without flying, building a boat, or getting thoroughly wet and swept a little downstream. only $$2 per crossing.
The entrance to the Grey Zone, home of Grayface.
Where you can obtain various prizes from the Grey Zone.
G$10 misc. office supply
G$2 tasteless nutrition bar
G$100 briefcase (can keep things in, can also convert to file drawer, grey vending machine, or 2 Grey generators)
G$100 Grey hat
G$100 Grey suit
G$1000 optic replacement (makes one eye a minion eye; can shoot eye lazer)
G$1000 Copy (makes a perfect copy of ANY item)
Lee's headquarters. A veritable fortress/temple/mesa that currently houses an embuing chamber, an Orange BANG Spring, and a teleportation chamber
You can also buy certain items and services here:
$$199.00 turn in embuing chamber
$$100.00 per 1oz of Orange BANG!*
$$90.00 teleport to any location on map or moon**(* 2oz for minor use, 4 oz for mild use, 6 oz for medium use, 8oz for greater use)
(** mysterious beings and turkeytrons get to teleport for only $$20.00)
A place of manufacturing and laboratories.
It can combine, enhance, upgrade, as well
as strip down to primary natures. It can also
manufature items, and currently serves as a
home for the Gromyl. It can also fire a beam
to do this remotely.
The dimension of chaos, home of the goddess and many wonderful and horrible things at random. It takes one turn to enter Tarsis (when a player enters the gate, the other player draws them arriving). Everything in limbo is constantly changing in fundamental and unpredictable ways.
place to buy and sell things.
There is no air. Creatures besides gnomes, gromyl (and apparently beavers...) need some form of breathing apparatus/protection from the vacuum of space in order to explore this place.
Lee's gate to the moon. There is a $$5 fee to pass, but Lee also offers moon-suit rentals for a mere $$1 per turn. (Josh may pass the Moon Gate for free, but not his gnomes...)
The ladder to get to/from the moon before it moved, although it can still be used if the moon is in the right position.
the mysterious headquarters of the mysterious beings
The mysterious beings are offering various services.
Free Orange Bang (not as good as orange BANG), a tasty substance that repels Gray-ness (but it also makes stains that never come out, so you had better have a cup or straw.
Buy... fish...?
$$(x-1)^2+x Red Herring
$$42 Catch of the Day*
$$(x+1)*y 'Something fishy'
x = # of steps you took last turn
y = # of items in your inventory
* Other player decides "catch of the day" on his next turn, in addition to everything else.
Dense dark, swampy place filled with ferocious dinosaurs.
Pastries baked by a minotaur; what can be better!?
$$ 20.00 Deadly Delicious Pecan Pie (1 in stock)
$$ 4.00 Suspicious fruit cake (1 in stock)
$$ 40.00 Rum Cake a la mode Flamboy (1 in stock)
$$ 3.00 Kama Croissant (1 in stock)
$$ 2.50 Snickers Doodles (1 in stock)
This suspicious compound was heavily guarded, and it is suspected that the the bunker leads to a vast underground complex.
The compound is currently infested by peatea, and access is difficult if not impossible.
Travel immediately to a another subway station- either to the bank, by the rainforest, by the moon door, by the market, or the mysterious center. one token to ride, each token costs $$3
You can have all manner of religious ceremonies performed here. You can also buy a kickass turkey sub for just $$8, look up turkey history, lore, and recipes, and you can also have 1 free fertilized turkey egg per turn. This location also produces Turkeytrons, automated turkey-curse battle droids(up to five every other turn). Also a turkeytron escort can be hired at $$5 a turn; may hire up to 5.
Current Turkeytrons contained: 56
can buy pretty much anything inexpensive and smaller than a bread-box for anywhere between $$0.50 and $$4 (don't attempt to rob or vandalize!)
