The Market is a place where you can buy and sell various things.

You can also purchase a booth for $$800.00 or rent one for 3 turns for just $$30.00



The Mysterious Vending Machine:
(where the mysterious beings sell their goods)

$$3	metal knives, shovels, tools, etc
$$50	Bottle of Vodka or Whiskey
$$2	a beer
$$900	regenerating body armor
$$1	tuna sandwich
$$5	cheap/semi-tastey food item
$$10	pile o' lumber or gravel
$$200	lazerbeaming gun
$$60	per hyper pill
$$1000	extra arm
$$17	mysterious gnome seed (per seed)
$$150	20-gallon aquarium
$$300	Rollerblades
$$500	Rocket Boots



The Goblin Merchant:
(the goblin entrepreneur; he will accept gold as well as $$)

$$15		pick-axe, axe, big-hammer, club
$$20		goblin sword
$$50		goblin pistol
$$100		goblin armor
$$40		goblin helmet
$$1		goblin ale
$$4		jug o' moonshine
$$10		dinoline	(only 15 in stock!)		
$$50,000	Goblin tunneling robot*

>>you can spend a turn working the goblin mine for $$60
>>you can also pay $$60 to work a turn in the mine and keep 1/2 of what you find - this is excepting 1/3 for gold, and 1/5 of gems, and artifacts/treasures, which are confiscated upon discovery (without some other agreement in place)

* $$50,000 = piles and piles of gold. The robot allows you to tunnel underground and  explore subterranean realms.



The Auction Stand:

Anyone can spend a turn here to put an item from their inventory up for sale.
However, who buys the item and the item's value is determined during the other player's turn (i.e. you decide who buys my stuff and for how much, and vice versa)
note: only one item or type of item may be sold per turn.



Grey Vending Machine:
[out for service]



Mini Mex Foodmobile:

This is Charleston McDusseldorf's familiar that he parked in the market. It sells very cheap food and a strange assortment of good, wears, and tacos.

$$1		standard taco
$$2		3 standard tacos
$$3		2 non-turkey tacos with chips
$$2		10 tacos del papelera
$$2		pork sandwich
$$1		2 orange or 2 grape popsicles (or one of each)
$$1		package of candles
$$8		box of firecrackers
$$5		12 pack of dinosaur toys
$$3		fluffy pillow
$$4		6pk of unspecified citrus fruit flavored sodas
$$.50		cup of black coffee
$$2		cup of extra strong coffee
$$25		7 gallon bottle of fresh goats milk
$$100		1/3 liter bottle of imported Canadian sparkling maple syrup