Please add items to the list in alphabetical order. Aledoglasses sunglasses that can see lazers, heat, and x-rays, which also give the wearer the ability to read the minds of rocks on a good day. Deadly Delicious Pecan Pie Its a harden flat Pecan Pie, that is drizzled in fruit sauce before being consumed. They also make good shuirkens. +2 gnomes of formidability (ruined after 1 use) If eaten... yum dinoline You definately should NOT drink this. This combustable fuel is made from dinosaurs. duel edged sword +3 gnomes of formidability can only be used on things that first laugh at the wielder, but not the wielder's jokes. Eyepatch of Captain Mogub This eyepatch was stolen from captain Mogub while he slumbered aboard his interstellar windjammer. The eyepatch grants wearer limited precognition concerning bugman as well as insight into whoever/whatever wearer is looking at. +2 gnomes of formidability Ghost shoes Stolen from a ghost that used to haunt bugman's house as a child, these shoes allow the wearer traction on any surface, including gasses and liquids, at wearers's choice. gnomish battle helmet The headgear of gnomes in war... +1 gnome of formidability can absorb 1 degree of damage before being destroyed goblin ale The favorite drink of goblins... its unnecessarily slimey... +1 inebriation goblin armor Sturdy (but smelly) goblin-approved armor. +1 gnome of formidability can absorb 2 degrees of damage before being destroyed goblin helmet Sturdy (but greasy) goblin-approved helmet. +1 gnome of formidability can absorb 1 degree of damage before being destroyed goblin pistol A deadly goblin pistol. +2 gnomes of formidability goblin sword A cruelly sharp goblin sword. +1 gnome of formidability Goblin tunneling robot This robot allows you to tunnel in the various levels under the realm. Hyper pill These pills fill you with hyperactive power! Causes "hyper-active" condition for 4 turns per pill eaten. when "Hyper-active", gain 2 gnomes of formidability and double movement speed. When effect wears off, it causes the condition "crashing" for as many turns as the user was "hyperactive", which causes severe headache and disorientation (causing gnomes and movement to be halved). The only current cure for "crashing" is to ingest more hyper pills, which in turn causes more turns of "hyperactive" and "crashing". Kama Croissant The only soft pastry that can cut its own cold butter. +1 gnomes of formidability (ruined after 2 uses) If eaten, gives +1 formidability for 2 turns jug o' moonshine I would advise against drinking this... Rocket Boots Rocket Boots!!! for every unit of dinoline burned, will let you travel 5 extra steps. (although it randomly sets things you pass on fire...) Rollerblades A person wearing these travels twice as fast on roads (this is in addition to the normals road bonus, so 4Xmovement on roads) Rum Cake a la mode Flamboy This is a delicious rum cake, with a scoop of ice cream on top, as it set ablaze. Unforntunetly, it explodes once and while. Good for those exploding cocktials thing, but its a cake. Can be used as an explosive. Delicious, but has small chance of exploding after being eaten. Snickers Doodles yum! Supremly comfortable jacket As well as offering unmatched comfort, allows wearer to exist comfortably in any environment, underwater, in a fire, the moon or whathaveyou; the wearer is perfectly comfortable. (I.e. doesn't need breathing apparatus or moon shoes or whatever normal people/thing need to exist in adverse conditions) +2 gnomes of formidability Suspicious fruit cake This is a fraud. It is a well painted brick, as no one eats Fruit Cakes. Consequencly, it can be used as a brick.