000)July 5, 2007, 1AM : Lee stood aimless and twiddled one of his thumbs

001)July 7, 2007, 7PM : Josh turned on mini tank engines and pulled out gnome seeds

002)July 7, 2007, 7:40PM : Lee walked his merry way, until he came to a cliff. Throwing caution to the wind, he leap off wildly, using his rod as helicopter blades to slow his fall. However, he was halted by a vicious pack of unkempt lawns...

003)July 7, 2007, 8:50PM : Josh planted some of his gnomes near the vending machine and moved to the hills

004)July 7, 2007, 10:15PM : Lee used his flame eyes to subdue the vicious lawns, and continued onward until his was held up by Felix the cat and his Revolver

005)July 7, 2007, 1158PM : Josh fires a mega mini toy tank shell in to cottage. Cottage is on fire. 3 gnomes sprout in field.

006)July 8th, 2007, 8:15AM : Lee bashes that motherfucker's head in!

007)July 8th, 2007, 2:08PM : A gnome breaks in to the vending machine. Josh moves in to the giant mountain fortress.

008)July 9th, 2007, 12:45AM : The vending machine's security features activate, and lazer beams blast the offending gnome as a voice booms over a loudspeaker "PAY or PAY! ...really, our prices are quite reasonable!"
Meanwhile, Lee loots Felix's body, and searches of treasure. He runs into the horizon. Having nothing else to do, he takes a sip of his Orange BANG, and the sun appears, lighting up the sky.

009)July 9, 2007, 7:50PM : Day becomes night as a mysterious glow radiates from the giant mountain fortress. A gnome hops in the mega mini battle tank. Josh explores the dungeon of the giant mountain fortress, he finds 3 dark men sitting at a table talking about storage jars. He trades a faux beard with one of the men for a sack full of storage jars.

010)July 14th, 2007, 11:00am : Lee backtracks and pulls a bridge out of his bag and lays it across the river. Mysterious gray beings emerge from the Mysterious Center and begin to do mysterious things.

011)July 14th, 1166, 12:12pm : Josh leave the mountains and heads east to the horizon, there he releases Greyface from a storage jar.

012)July 16th, 2007, 8:45am : Lee crosses the bridge and is insulted by the burning house. With the incarnation of Greyface, a bank sprouts up, and establishes a currency, making both of us desperately poor. A disordered pentagram appears in the wilderness.

013)July 17th, 2007, 10:30pm : Josh breaks off part of the horizon, leaving a jagged cliff, then puts the remains in a jar. Josh walk in the bank and opens a safety deposit box. He leaves 3 gnome seeds, 3 faux beard, and piece of the anti-cliff in the deposit box and leaves it in the safe. 3 hours later, the gnomes break out of the safe and equipped with faux beards and some anti-cliff, they successfully preform a hostile take over of the bank. Josh become bank manager and sets the interest rates to 1000%.

014)July 18th, 2007, 9:45am : Lee burns the motherfucker. A new bank immediately pops up, and establishes a NEW currency($$) as Josh is the only person who has any of the old, and the $ becomes worthless. The new bank also hires heavily armed goblin guards (we all know goblins are deadlier than gnomes), and a laser defense system. Lethal Lawyers begin to prepare a case against you for your business practices.

015)July 18th, 2007, 6:50pm : The ground around the Evil Bank of Lie and Greed gives way to hell fire and demons. Josh discovers a volcano in the south and fills a storage jar with hot lava and remarks on the quality of this brand of jars. The glow from the giant mountain fortress radiates differently.

016)July 19th, 2007, 9:30am : Lee travels south in attempt to follow Josh, but he can travel no further when he encounters an extremely dense, dark, and swampy rainforest nourished by volcanic ash, and rampant with fierce dinosaurs. He instead leaps into the sacred magical flames to temper and refine an immortal body.
One of the mysterious beings repairs the vending machine and the gnome, and gives both of them $$1. He gets a bag of california rolls from the vending machine. Greyface adds new rules to the game to try and make it less fun.

016a)July 21, 2007, 7pm : some of the stars come out.

017)July 21, 2007, 7:55pm : Josh finds magical fountain by the volcano. He puts some of the magical water in a jar then take a piss in the fountain, ruining it's magicalness. He ventures in to the rainforest and gets lost. A gay bar opens in the west. Some more stars come out.

018)July 22, 2007, noonish : Lee continues to be embued, and he spots 5 strangers arriving from the east. Spike the goblin, on spotting a place he can finally feel that he belongs, runs to it.

019)July 22, 2007, 3:57 : Josh finds his way out of the rainforest and goes the the river side, but only eat a tuna sandwich when he gets there.

020)July 23, 2007, 1:45am : As the flames start to cool, Lee renovates the old now-evil-spirit-thingy-free cottage and makes it his home. While doing so, he finds a sparkly blue cape. Greyface blandly fixes the horizon a little and relocates to the giant mountain fortress. A Free Market is established!! (check the new files)
The ground quivers a slightly as Greyface predictably begins to create new rules.

021)July 23, 2007, 4:20pm : Josh finds subway station by the rivers edge, it's opening day and he receives a free hand full of tokens as a promotion. He takes the subway to the bank (which has a station entrance next to the Sarbucks), there he works 8 hours cleaning the rotating knives in the free ATMs. After his shift, josh drinks a beer, but does not enjoy it cause it's an extra lite beer. The magic fountain turns green.
Greyface adds new rules to the game to try and make it less fun.

022)July 28, 2007, 12:30am : Lee leaps from his base, fighting gravity and kicking its ass. He flies west a bit...
The strangers erect a strange disuniform structure around the pentagram.

023)July 28, 2007, 9:10pm : Josh freezes 2 swards out of the magic water in the banks break room freezer. He heads to the south and encounters a vicious red square that he attacks. A stranger appears in the west.

024)July 31, 2007, 2:30AM : Greyface makes new rules. Lee promptly stops flying, and leaps into the nearby river. He drifts for a while, and then negotiates for certain services after buying and eating a tuna sandwich. Glorag the goblin pays to use Lee's chamber of magic flames, he gains unnatural strength.

025)August 1, 2007, 6:26pm : Josh crushes the vicious red square with a powerful attack with no name. A small lake is formed from by one of the ice swards melting. He heads northwest but stops after a short distance to eat a tuna sandwich and discovers that he is a Pope. The stranger from the west suddenly moves to the east side of the river leaving only his shadow burned in to the round and pulls a small guarded compound with bunker from his strange box.

026)November 22, 2007, 9:00pm : Lee buys a tuna sandwich and a beer, and he consumes them without enjoyment. The minions of Greyface come swarming out of the castle and loom forebodingly. Glorag pays for another session in the chamber. 

027)November 22, 2007, 9:33pm : Josh travels to the horizon and finds the ladder to the moon. The minions of Greyface begin to file all the color in to cases for later review and storage.

028)November 24, 2007, noonish.CST : Lee fills his mouth with Orange BANG and sprays it out over one of the Minions, turning him orange and changing his nature forever. The Gaybar stands flamboyant. The Discordians leap into action with the turkey curse, they wreck havoc on the Minions, but alas, Zarathud gets blasted. Also, one of the files is destroyed, and Peatea is born. Glorag pays for one last round in the chamber and the Quantum Fishery displays some wares. 

029)November 24, 2007, 4:30pm PST : Josh climbs to the moon and eats a tuna sandwich with moon rocks on it. A Minion fortifies its negative aneristic vibrations, clears the effects of the curse it partly received and takes control of the camp. One of the cases turns in to a vending machine and is ready to dispense its "good".

030)November 25, 2007, 3pm CST : The Discordians dispach the remaining Minions near the Pentagon, and vow to properly mourn Zarathud later. Peatea swells with love as he rushes to his newfound friend. Lee shrinks his As-You-Will Crudgel, and pops it in his mouth, then he drinks some more orange BANG, and swishes it around in his mouth as he chews the Crudgel into 49 pieces. Lee then shouts "CHANGE!" as he sprays the wet splinters into the sky, each piece becoming another Crudgel surrounded by an orange BANG mist. Only 24 of them come down, Lee reclaims one of them for use, and the force of the many impacts causes an Orange Bang fountain to burst forth. The Gray retreats from their proximity, and no Minion may approach or pass them without being changed like Stanley. Oh, that Minion who was sprayed before decides that his name was Stanley, and travels north in search of a beach where he can sell novelty trinkets and insurance policies. A fairy begins giving a make over to the Minion nearest to the Gaybar -to its horror (if it were able to feel horror). Glorag spends the last of his money to spend one last final turn in the chamber, and the Toupkia Sophia is completed, and begins production.

031)November 25, 2007, 6pm PST : Josh picks up several moon rocks and travels to a moon crater. He finds some red moon dust in the crater and covers his pants in it. The Minions continue expanding their negative aneristic vibrations.

032)November 25, 2007, 10PM CST : Lee bashes the motherfuckers' heads in. The Discordians liberate the camp, while the Koupkia Sophia's first series of Turkeytrons mobilize. Two minions begin climbing the moon ladder, and Glorag emerges from the chamber. Grayface hastily creates a few more rules.

033)November 25, 2007, 9PM PST : Josh builds a powerful lazor out of a jar full of hot lava, another one full of magical water and a bar of gold. He uses it to blast the Minions near and on the ladder. A strange building appears at the red dust crater. The Evil Bank expands, the value of evil based money rises (but is still worthless).

034)November 27, 2007, midnightCST : The discordians clear out the East, but they become stalled at the bridge as they have no money to pay the toll. Luckily, the Turkeytrons have made it to the battlefront, and they begin to rapidly neutralize the Gray and Minion forces. Minions begin to phase in at a more rapid rate in attempt to overwhelm the opposition, they intensify their assault upon the Bank. THEY BECOME ONE! Lee makes and leaves two more oBA-Y-Wps where he stood, and flies to the toll bridge to pay for the passage of the discordians.

035)November 28, 2007, 11PM PST : The moon travels higher in the sky as it moves along its orbit, leaving the moon ladder leading to nowhere. A fairy gives the grayed lawn gnomes a makeover, it be comes fabulous. Josh finds an open door on the moon that opens in to a open plain, and he plants a lawn gnome near it (which appear not to require air to grow).

036)December 1, 2007, midnight CST : The battle intensifies. Minions phase in force as the turkey curse rages, lazors sizzle and lazer-guided socks scream through the air. Turkeytron kills Minion, and Minion -Turkeytron. The bank falls to the Gray, but there is no real change there. The discordians rush to the front, and a wave of reinforcements are completed. Lee writes a report concerning his last turn and then begins chanting as something strange materializes in the sky.

037)December 1, 2007, 10:30PM PST : The battle continues and the Turkeytrons move in. The evil bank expands, sideways. Josh finds another subway station near the doorway and takes it to works a shift in the bank, but to avoid the gray, he spends most of the time moving adding machine tapes around in a storage room.

038)December 3, 2007, 11:15AM CST : The battle rages on. Peatea begins to infest the subway system while it probes the rainforest, absorbing dinosaurs. Lee, the discordians, and a Turkeytron join together in their enchanting. The Vicious red square burst forth from imprisonment, full of rage!

039)December 4, 2007, 03:30PM PST : A shady bank janitor gives Josh a full trash bag and tells him it will come in handy, after leaving the he finds that it is full of office supplies of all kinds (including two electrified, banking-grade, beavers). He adds a package of staples to his green magic ice sward fires it at 2 Minions, who are consumed in a bright flash of light. Meanwhile, something horrible is happing at the gray vending machine. Peatea's infestation spreads.

040)December 5, 2007, noon CST : The Gate to Tarsis opens! The Eye of Chaos! Gray and Minions are swept aside and laid to waste, Grayface cowers in deep recessess of the fortress. A turkeytron fires a lazer guided sock, and its hyper-elastitronicity seals the market subway entrance. Grayface laws no longer have to be followed (though you still can, if you want to).

041)December 5, 2007, 4:40PM PST : Josh moves south. The fairy gives the gnome tank a makeover.

042)December 6, 2007 4:30AM CST : The Gateway opens further, allowing entry into Limbo (aka Tarsis). Concentrated chaos begins to curl out of the gateway. Lee scoops up the discordians and six Turkeytrons into his magic bag o' tricks, and flies into the fortress. He seeks out Grayface, then releases the discordians and Turkeytrons and the eleven of them proceed to beat the snot out of Grayface. The vicious red square comes in the open door of the fortress, and begins to stalk the halls menacingly. Peatea continues to grow. The fare for the toll bridge goes up.

043)December 6, 2007 4:30PM PST : Stanley opens a strip of water front time shares. The gray vending machine is out of order as a head emerges from it. Josh enters the market and starts to buy stuff from the mysterious vending machine: 12 tuna sandwiches, 6 pack of beer, a metal shovel, a metal hammer, and a pile o' lumber. The tuna sandwiches and beer bottles collide with their anti's in his sack and cancel each other.

044)December 7, 2007, 11:15PM CST : Three more Turkeytrons join the fray, and Grayface is driven from the face of the world. However, he forgets to lock his door... The aneristic and eristic energies cancel each other out. Lee Brings the discordians and the Turkeytrons to the pentagon, then goes home to take a nap. The last Minion surrenders and is taken into custody. Julie bursts forth after a long nap from the fountain, and in a bad fucking mood because someone pissed in her fountain while she was sleeping.

045)December 7, 2007, 10:20PM PST : The Stranger pulls an access card from his strange box and uses it to open the bunker, then enters. The gray vending machine deploys it's legs and warms up it's neurotoxin pumps and slaughter electric-needle injectors. Josh buys a package of mysterious gnome seed and leave the market and goes to the Orange Bang fountain where he fill up a jar full, then heads east.

046)December 9, 2007, 1:30PM CST : The mysterious beings override the programing of the gray vending machine by mysterious means, and begin to cart the disarmed box of confectionry back to the Center. Lee decides to start selling Orange BANG from his secret well at his place, and then flies over the market, buying 8 packs of mysterious gnomes seeds, and enters the Mysterious Center to discuss a few things. Julie enters the rainforest, poops behind a dinosaur, shoots her poop and the dinosaur with flaming squirrels, and runs. The discordians prepare to lay Zarathud to rest.

047)December 9, 2007, 1PM PST : The Stranger raises a flag. Josh crosses the goblin tool bridge (paying the stupid toll) and continues heading east. He finds $$50 and bugs under a rock. The moon gnome wonders over to the lazor, turns it around and hits it at the moon surface; he doesn't doesn't a reason for doing this, he's a damn gnome thing. The evil bank deploys a bridge and another gargoyle.

048)December 9, 2007, 9:30PM CST : Lee flies back to his Place, throws his mysterious gnome seeds into the embuing chamber, and begins to throw his aura to begin making changes in both the seeds and the chamber itself. The Bank sets a reward for the removal of Peatea from the subways, and the goblin mines raise the pay for working a turn in the mines. Glorag, seeking riches, moves in on Peatea. The last Minion has restraints placed upon him that prevent him from making nonself-defensive agressiveness.

049)December 9, 2007, 9:30PM PST : Suddenly a hidden hatch flies open to reveal a secret underground rocket silo, this may be The Stranger's escape pod to flee the Peatea, or it could just be a coincidence. Josh uses his new tools to build a go-cart out of two rocks, some lumber and an electrified beaver, he travels onward. Stanley reduces the cost of his time shares in half, but they're still over priced. 

050)December 14, 2007, 9:00PM CST : The chamber's modifications are complete, and Lee flies at top speed through the moon door, grabs the lawn gnome, and gently tosses it, causing it to orbit the moon. Lee switches off the lazer. Peatea begins to infest the moon, and hurls a ball of red chaos energy at the mysterious center, which is neutralized by the lazer defense system. A Gromyl, a new creature and underling of Lee, emerges from the chamber and uses the new teleportation chamber to teleport to the market. He buys some tools and a lazerbeaming gun and orders a building from the new service center. Julie begins shooting flaming squirrels at Peatea. The funeral procession approaches the cemetery.

051)December 15, 2007, 9:00PM PST : Josh hits the turbo-shred on the electrified beaver, lays rubble, flies over the funeral procession and towards the moon door. The Stranger blasts off. 

052)December 21, 2007, 11:00AM CST : Lee scoops up some moonrth and a couple moon rocks, then flies to the other end of the moon and finds another door to the Grey Zone; he enters the Grey Zone. Another Gromyl emerges from the chamber and begins to help the mysterious gnomes in their construction. The funeral of Zarathud. Gloragg Attacks! Julie runs away from Peatea, and the bakery opens.

053)December 21, 2007, 4:30PM PST : Josh bursts thought the moon door, leaps from the go-cart, grabbing the electrified beaver, and runs the lazor. He attaches the beaver to the lazor, turns on the beavers laser targeting system (useful for those papers that don't want to be shredded) and fires up the lazor. Moon Gnome 1 lands with only minor chipping to the glaze on it's feet and is rather annoyed about being put into orbit. The two fabulous gnomes pull out a net and try to sneak up on a turkeytron.

054)December 21, 2007, 11:45PM CST : Lee steals a toner cartridge from the minicopy machine, as well as a handful of bureaucratic files. Gloragg continues the attack.

055)December 22, 2007, 6:00PM PST : Josh sticks a jar lid in the lazor to change the focus. The gnomes give up their foolish idea and chop down a tree instead.

056)Christmas, 2007, 1AM CST : Lee escapes from the Grey Zone. He then gives instructions via a note and Gromyl 3 hands his magic satchel o' tricks to Gromyl 2, who then drops the satchel into his magic satchel o' tricks, where Lee pulls it out of his magic bag of tricks, and sets it on the ground. After a great deal of struggling, Lee wiggles into the satchel, and climbs out of Gromyl 2's satchel. Lee then tosses the moonrth, the moon rocks, the toner, and the bureaucratic papers into the newly contructed manufactory's combligation chamber, where Lee begins to work his aura upon it. Gloragg marches onward, something in Peatea begins to break. Julie, and Gromyl 1 and 4 work in the goblin mines. Lee also gives mysterious beings and turkeytrons a special rate of $$20.00 per use of the teleportation chamber. Zarathd is laid to rest, and the gathering disperses. The bakery now offers goods.

057)December 27, 2007, 12:30PM PST : Josh cranks up the lazor power. The fab gnomes have a party.

058)January 10, 2008, 3AM CST : Julie shoots the tree with flaming squirrels. HAPPY NEW YEAR! Lee makes some more adjustments to the Manufactory chamber, causing it to fire a beam at some nearby turkeytrons, creating a new model in the series. A Minion comes forth out of the Grey Zone, and it enters the land the same way Lee did, and starts to do something with a box. Gromyl 2 snatches back his satchel, and Gromyl 1 and 4 work another turn in the mines.

059)January 29, 2008, noon PST : Josh, tired of Peatea's shit, opens up the tool bar and grabs the eraser and begins removing it from the moon door and subway. The Fab Gnomes catch on fire, becoming Flaming Gnomes for a while.

060)April 9, 2008, 2:30AM CST : The turkeytrons join in on the attack on Peatea. The Grey vending machine offers goodies from the Grey Zone, and Greyface offers reward for following his rules. Julie gives birth to Crimson, and Crimson makes her way to the Peatea battle.

061)April 30, 2008, 11:20PM PST : Josh pulls out 2 tuna sandwiches and 5 bottles of beer, he shoves a mysterious gnome seed in the first sandwich, shoves both in a large glass storage jar, then opens the 5 beers with his sward and pours them in the jar. He Travels to the graveyard, pulls a shovel out of his pants and digs a nice hole. He suggestively shakes up the jar, tosses it in the hole, fills the hole back in, then takes a huge crap on it. The Stranger breaks moon orbit and seems to to have begun to land/crash.

062)October 4, 2008, 8PM CST : Julie gets back up, and decides to meditate next to the vending machine for a while. Some new-model turkeytrons enter the subway network, as the battle against Peatea wears on. Lee orders one of his gromyls to place an order for 30 new road segments, and he has another one begin construction around the Moon Door. Lee then says hello to josh for the first time in 62 turns, and asks if he would be willing to trade a piece of his mspaint eraser for anything.

063)October 9, 2008, 11PM PST : Josh is very upset at Lee for just standing there for 5 months looking like an idiot that he considers slapping him with the shovel, but decides to that he'd like to trade but doesn't know what he's got to trade. Josh pulls his jar out of the ground thats be fermenting for the past 5 months and puts it in his pocket. The Stranger has built a spiffy underground moon base and relocated the beaver armed lazor.

064)October 13, 2008, 4PM CST : Julie achieves vending enlightenment, and a skeleton vending machine key ploops out of the vending machine -she takes it. Peatea infects a turkeytron, and it flees for the forest. The discordians begin construction as a gromyl purchases three piles of lumber and a goblin sword before saying a short prayer. Lee offers to negotiate for any item, any service provided at his place, or any feat involving the as-you-will-crudgel. Lee meditates as he awaits josh's answer.

065)October 15, 2008, 10PM PST : Josh offers a piece of mspaint eraser for some  embuing for his gnomes, which seem to have become gay and on fire since he last looked at them a year ago. The gnomes make their way in to town to cause some mischief, but are having a hard time sneaking around in their present states. Josh looks for the right grave to defile.

066)October 17, 2008, 5AM CST : Lee agrees to trade 1 round of embuing for each of the gnomes in return for a piece of the ms paint eraser. Lee then flies to the market, picks up his gromyl, drops him off by the moon door, and flies back to the manufactory. Lee then tosses in 2 mysterious gnomes seeds, some threads of his magic bag o' tricks, and the reserves of his aura to begin production of another gromyl. Glorag makes himself more compact as two more turkeytrons enter the subway. Crimson blasts her lazer eyes with futility as the silo shutters close as the compound enters lockdown mode (sealing some peatea within). A goblin tunnel meets open air, and the goblins begin construction near the rainforest. Spiffy the minotaur walks in from the western lands, and cuts down several trees as he goes. New items are now offered at the market.

067)October 20, 2008, 10PM PST : The gnome party proceeds to the toll bridge. Zookfoodle trades the goblin his hot pants. Dalger swipes $$2 from the goblin's old pants while helping him get in to his new, extra tight pants and uses that to pay his toll. Lumnab sets the toll goblin on fire and that seems to have satisfied the toll. Josh picks a grave at random, actually he found one that had "LEE" writen on it in big bold letters, and dug up the corpse's skull and puts that in pack. He pulls the gnome seed from its fermented glass enclosed wallow. Josh ripes a chuck off the MS Paint Eraser to give to Lee, but he as flown off somewhere, bastard.

068)October 25, 2008, 6AM CST : Josh notices that Lee had somehow already taken the chunk of MS Paint eraser -before Lee left and before Josh even ripped off the chunk. Josh jumps 2 feet in the air in startlement as the chunk of MS Paint Eraser resolves itself and becomes a tiny paradox pagoda. Lee, not noticing any of this, enters the inner sanctum of his temple, and he meditates on deep "ask Lee" questions. Gromyl 5 emerges into the world, climbs to the temple platform, and offers a prayer to Lee in thanks as Gromyl 2 and 3 complete construction of the Moon Gate. Goblins open a Dinosaur Hunting Camp, where they will exchange substancial amounts of $$ for various dinosaur parts. Crimson and one of the goblins venture into the rainforest in search of dinosaurs as Zookfoodle enters Lee's embuing chamber. Julie uses her skeleton key on the mysterious vending machine, and raids as much of the merchandize as she can carry as well as over $$3000. Spiffy works a turn in the goblin mine, but as he finishes, he finds that four mysterious gnomes have surrounded him in the tunnel. The gnomes assure him that they mean no harm, but they have heard of his reputation and have an offer for him: Spiffy can work for $$90 per turn at Bakery, Bounties, & Berry's from here on, and they also offer to build a gnome-style structure for him in exchange for a peacan pie recipie + 1-3 other pie recipies, all on the condition that he agrees to never underprice items also offered at their Bakery. Glorag enters the subway tunnels, as Stanley seeks to put together a catalog of items in order to attract tourists.

069)October 26, 2008 10PM PST : Josh quits being surprised when he realizes that it's not his style. He finally removes all the bugs that covered his right hand and puts them in a jar with holes (via the beaver) in the lit. Josh wanders off to the mysterious eastern lands. He finds them to be full of more dinosaur infested  rainforest and encounters a megasaurus, a 2000' monster with 2 jaws, armor for skin, 6' razor shark spikes on it's 800' long neck that continue down it's exhaustive length to the tail, feet you'd mistake for boulders if it wasn't for all the slimy flagella covering them, and let's not forget the rows chainsaw teeth. It's a face even it's mother couldn't love without killing herself 3 times. This battle could take days. A rock tree has been sighted to the west of the graveyard, these trees are known for their sudden appearances and high flammability in the sunlight. The hyper-elastic turkey seal on the market subway entrance has been remove by a subway janitor with his trusty mop. Josh's evil accountant as corrected the count of electrified beavers he has... in his pants...

070)October 29, 2008 5PM CST : The sun rises as Lee continues to meditate. Spiffy accepts the gnomes' offer and they disappear mysteriously, only to mysteriously reappear near the lake, where they begin construction. Spiffy leaves the mine and spends the rest of his turn making danishes for the Bakery; he makes a few extra, and keeps them for himself. Julie, now fully equipted, rollerblades down the road, randomly takes a crap near the quantum fishery and sets it on fire. Zookfoodle emerges from the chamber and Lumnab takes enters it in turn. The trees near the Bakery thicken into woods, and bright green grass spread out from them. The gnomes claim their new homeland.

071)October 30, 2008 12:30AM PST : Josh continues his fight against the fearsome megasaurus. The megasaurus throws 5 trees at him but they are all swiftly mulched by his trusty electrified beaver. Josh uses his powerful attack with no name and expends 2 tuna sandwiches, a pack of staples and 2 moon rocks (leaving him with 17 left), dealing serious damage to it's lower maxillary jaw. Megasaurus grabs a nearby refrigerator factory with it's flagella and prepares another attack. Meanwhile the Evil Bank descends underground, retreating from the sunlight. Charleston McDusseldorf spontaneously appears near the Quantum Fishery and immediately steps in a fresh pile of flaming crap. The crap has been extinguished. The crap has taken his shoe.

072)October 31, 2008 4PM CST : Lee continues to meditate, and gromyl 2 constructs 2 Orange BANG Crystal Converters. Julie takes 30 mysterious gnome seeds, 15 brownies, and 15 hyper pills, kneeds the mess together and rubs it all over herself. Julie then  scrapes off the mixture and tosses it into the manufactory chamber, and recieves 15 proto-"dancing" gnome seeds. Lumnab emerges from the embuing chamber, and Dalger takes his place. Crimson returns from her hunt, having slain 1 Peatea-Infested Tyrannosaurus Rex, and Dictatosaurs Vex, 3 Velociraptors, and 5 velocigalluses. She is also carrying a critically injured goblin, who she brings safetly back to camp. The discordians complete their structure, but don't remember what it was originally for, so they decide to hang out in it run a hotdog stand. Spiffy ventures into the gnome woods, but he is stopped by a group of gnomes who tell him that only gnomes are welcome. He'll need to find a disguise if he wants to go further...

073)October 31, 2008 4PM PST : Charleston heads toward the area near the moon ladder, but is stopped at the toll bridge; he does not have $$1 to pay the toll. The megasaurus begins hurling retro 1970's refrigerators like they were still going out of style, but misses and several of them fly out of the rainforest and towards the area near the moon door. A machinist lathe falls out of the fridge factory, Josh picks pick it up, but not before using it to whomp the megasaurus in the foot with first. Several of its toes break off, Josh picks those up as well. The Evil Bank retreats further.

074)November 8, 2008, 4PM CST : Lee continues to meditate, as gromyl 2 constructs 2 more Orange BANG Crystal Converters. Julie plants her seeds as Stanley gives the lake by his timeshares an overly fancy name. Crimson goes back out to hunt as the injured goblin is rushed to the clinic. Meanwhile, Spiffy feels a murderous rage build up in himself, and as he is about to loose it and start slaughtering gnomes for no appartent reason, something off the path catches his eye... a gnome's shirt! Now he just needs a gnome hat and gnome pants. Dalger emerges from the embuing chamber.

075)November 8,2008 5:30PM PST : Charleston prepares to attack the toll goblin with his oversized sword, completely forgetting that he can teleport, but then he realizes something and reaches in to his bag for his wallet but pulls out an ATM instead. Charleston reaches back in to his bag for his wallet again so he can use the new machine, but gets a handful of stolen ATM cards; these cards work just as well and he quickly maxes the withdrawal limits on each. Josh's battle with the megasaurus rages on, but it's hard for either party tell what's going on because of all the fires that they've started. Trees and rocks fly all around and Josh calls for his gnome for reinforcement. The Evil Bank sinks further.

076)November 9, 2008 5PM CST : Lee is still meditating in his temple... Gromyl 2 constructs a gestation chamber. Julie blades down towards the river, flipping on her rocket boots in order to make it there. She starts chopping wood... Spiffy hides in some bushes and finds some fancy goblin pants, he then puts some extra sticky icing on one of his danishes, and makes it into a trap with some twine he found in the goblin pants. A passing gnome falls for the trap but then panics when his hat gets stuck to the danish. Spiffy now has a gnome hat, but that trap isn't likely to work again... although he has seen a goblin with gnome pants somewhere... maybe he'd be willing to trade... Peatea burst forth from the subway, Glorag right on his heels. Peatea tries to get away, but Glorag slays him, and is now eligible for half of the bounty.

077)November 10, 2008 8:30PM PST : The megasaurus becomes frighted from a bee flying past its head and tears off one of it's own legs trying to flee from it. Josh collects 8 of the giant flagella off the severed leg, 3 of them have un-exhausted poison glands. Josh's gnomes prepare for battle: Dalger loads the takes cannon with a fresh shell and gives his can of anti-Gypsy spray a good shaking, Zookfoodle sharps his hatchet on a passing rock, Lumnab adjusts his underpants. Charleston pays his toll and walks to the marketplace where he buys 2 cheap food items, a hyper pill and 2 beers. The Evil Bank continues to decent in to the depths.

078)Hephnet Day, 2008, 10PM CST : Lee... yeah... continues to meditate... Gromyl 4 hands her magic satchel o' tricks to gromyl 1, and then climbs into it, and climbs out of gromyl 5's satchel. Then she and the other Gromyl on the platform go to the manufactory's gestation chamber, where they enter in their genetic material. The Gromyl then go outside and offer a group prayer to Lee and his eternal glory. Spiffy meanwhile takes his fancy goblin pants and trades with the toll goblin for the tight gnome pants he somehow found himself wearing. Crimson returns from the rainforest with 9 velociraptor carcasses and 4 of their eggs as Julie begins construction on a riverboat. Julie's seeds also happen to sprout, and a group of blue-collar gnomes loiter around the Mysterious Services Kiosk in search of paid work. Construction is completed on Spiffy's bakery, but there is no one currently working it and it has no stock of baking supplies. The Subway bounty on Peatea is collected, and Glorag and the turkeytrons go their separate ways.

079)November 22, 2008, 11:15PM PST : Charleston makes his way towards the horizon but detours around the Orange Bang Pond to avoid any conflict with turkeytrons. He leaves his foodmobile behind in the market so he can begin to earn some money. Josh encounters the hermit of the forest, he tells him of a powerful poison made from a rare tree flower. The hermit says the tree the flower grows on is very rare and that Josh will likely never find it. Josh asks if the tree they're standing under would be such a tree, then the hermit dies from a shock related heart attack. Josh pilfers all the loot on the hermits person; he takes his shirt, hat, and bag, which has 3 cans of beets, 5 shiny stones, and a mortar and pestle. Josh nabs a bunch of the flowers and begins making some poison while his gnomes fight the megasaurus.

080)November 28, 2008, 11:45PM CST : Lee meditates one final time as the sun sets and the moon rises. Gromyl 2 and 3 teleport to the market, where they hire two blue collar gnomes for $$30.00 each, as Gromyl 5 teleports to the mysterious vending machine, buys some lumber, then says a short prayer. Gromyl 4 teleports near the mine, and she pays to mine some ore. She and gromyl 5 give their supplies to the other gromyl, who begin construction of a pylon. Julie nears completion of her gambling boat, as Spiffy bakes some pastries. Crimson teleports to the kiosk, and orders some construction. She then purchases some rollerblades, zips along and leaps over the river. A blue collar gnome buys 3 standard tacos and a fluffy pillow, but wishes the market would sell a non-alcoholic beverage...

081)December 12, 2008, 1AM PST : Charleston prepares to teleport to the moon, but realizes that he'll need some kind of breathing apparatus and the nearest rental booth is way the hell where he's not right now. He reaches in to his hammerspace bag for something of that sort and pulls out a large, oxygen fortified, rubber, phallic impaling device. He takes one look at it and flings it in the Orange Bang Pond and tries again. This time he gets a space helmet made of wicker, puts it on and aims himself at the moon. Charleston is now on the moon, buried up to his waist in a crater. Josh finishes making the poison and gives the glass vile of it to Zookfoodle. Lumnab picks Zookfoodle up and tosses him in the tank's cannon. Dalger aims for the megasaurus's head and fires. Zookfoodle throws the thing of poison in to one of it's gapping maws and crashes hatchet first in to the beast's nose. The megasaurus suffers a broken nose and sever fatal poisoning of broken glass; apparently the megasaurus's extra long trachea can't tolerate broken glass being poured down it. The megasaurus falls over dead. The partly celebrates the victory by jumping on the fresh corpse. The Foodmobile breaks out the beverage cooler and coffee decanter. A shadowy figure emerges from the fortress and the fog begins to thicken.

082)December 21, 2008, 11:15PM CST : Lee teleports near the moon ladder, and pushes the useless thing until it reaches a cloud. Spiffy bakes more of his goodies and Crimson goes off to hunt some more. Stanley scattershis completed brochures, ads, and catalogs to the winds, to lands near and far. The Leetion Pylon by the market is completed.

083)Obamuary 21, 2009, 8:10PM PST : Josh hops on the stupid large dead thing and twiddle his thumbs while he thinks of something better to do. Zookfoodle starts to chop the head off the megasaurus for no particular reason. Dalger and Lumnab begin to paint the mini battle tank in blood. A bartender from the realm of chaos has appeared, goes by the name of Al O Holix. Mr. Black travels to the foothills, but only eats a tuna sandwich when he gets there; he didn't have any tuna sandwiches so he makes a few hundred of them from his shadowiness, then eats one. Charleston remembers that he still has the huge mofo sword and uses it to dig him self out of the crater and waddles off. His pockets are full of moon dust and he weights as much on the moon as he did before on the ground.

084)March 21st, 2009, 11:45PM CST : Gromyl 5's final prayer becomes a continuous manthra. A being known as Elder Keoni Aledo is surprized to find all this hubub while surfing his way to the beach, and a strange creature crawls out of the distant canyon to find itself in the cemetery. Julie hops off her new gambling boat, and begins stuffing blue-collar gnomes into a sack. Spiffy goes to the Bank and takes out a $$200.00 loan. Lee flies to his new pylon and crafts by multiplying his Gold-banded As-You-Will Cudgel. A few slip from his grasp and go flying into the sky (a few hit the moon), but he creates a teleportation gate on his pylon. Is someone falling from the moon..?

085)April 20, 2009, 10:40PM : Zookfoodle finishes chopping off the megasaurus' head, Josh picks it up and walks off with it. Dalger and Lumnab complete their paint job of the tank in blood.

086)April 25th, 2009, 1:45PM CST : The creature by the cemetery hops over the dead megasaurus, then introduces himself as "Shmee" and begins telling the gnomes corny jokes. Spiffy walks to the market, and hires a blue-collar gnome to work his bakery for him. Elder Aledo spots the large fuzzy minotaur, and flies over to harrass him. However, Spiffy dons his gnome disguise, and this confuses Elder Aledo, who can no longer find the fuzzy minotaur. Crimson returns from the rainforest with the corpses of two tyrannosaurus rexes and a triceratops. Lee buys 2 pairs of rollerblades from Julie at a discounted price before she heads back to towards her dancing gnomes. Lee creates a new teleporter as his gromyls work on a new pylon, and Gromyl 6 emerges from the gestation chamber, then says a prayer in thanksgiving for his existence. Julie uses 2 knives, 2 tuna sandwiches, 2 brownies, and two hyper pills to enslave the two blue-collar gnomes, thus creating servant gnomes. She then calls over her  dancing gnomes, and promises the servant gnomes $$50 each if they teach the dancing gnomes to syncronize swim. Something crashes down from the sky, destroying a turkeytron. Jason Bugman takes an unexplained cigar, lit by the fire raging around him. He's quite comfortable.