It is currently Josh's turn

086) April 25th, 2009, 1:45PM CST (Lee)
The creature by the cemetery hops over the dead megasaurus, then introduces himself as "Shmee" and begins telling the gnomes corny jokes. Spiffy walks to the market, and hires a blue-collar gnome to work his bakery for him. Elder Aledo spots the large fuzzy minotaur, and flies over to harrass him. However, Spiffy dons his gnome disguise, and this confuses Elder Aledo, who can no longer find the fuzzy minotaur. Crimson returns from the rainforest with the corpses of two tyrannosaurus rexes and a triceratops. Lee buys 2 pairs of rollerblades from Julie at a discounted price before she heads back to towards her dancing gnomes. Lee creates a new teleporter as his gromyls work on a new pylon, and Gromyl 6 emerges from the gestation chamber, then says a prayer in thanksgiving for his existence. Julie uses 2 knives, 2 tuna sandwiches, 2 brownies, and two hyper pills to enslave the two blue-collar gnomes, thus creating servant gnomes. She then calls over her dancing gnomes, and promises the servant gnomes $$50 each if they teach the dancing gnomes to syncronize swim. Something crashes down from the sky, accidentally destroying a turkeytron. Jason Bugman takes an unexplained cigar, lit by the fire raging around him. He's quite comfortable.